Lord I’m praying for my pastor
Cause he really needs a bump
You know he's not too stylish
And he preaches like a shlump

I confess I like the coffee
And the donuts when they’re free
But I don’t like the sermons
When they name the sin in me

Sometimes I’ve even thought about
The church just up the street
Where the pastor wears an earing
And his messages are sweet

But at my suggestion
My dear wife began to cry
So, help me Lord be patient
With this homely little guy!

A Prayer for My Pastor
by Peter Caligiuri
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