Having a child throw a tantrum in a restaurant is every father or mother’s worst nightmare. People stare, they wonder out loud about your parenting ability. We blush and sweat and rack our brains about what to do, because right then our kid is just making us crazy! But did you ever stop to think that there are days when we act just like that with God. We misbehave, talk back, complain and fuss and sometimes even complain at the top of our lungs to anyone who will listen. But just as any parent who truly loves their child, God doesn’t abandon us in the restaurant. Instead in those moments when we are at our worst, though God will correct us, He still claims us as His own. Now that kind of love and grace is something that makes me say, “He has made me glad, yes He has made me glad!” I hope you enjoy my memorable story and join in us singing this joyful chorus by Leona Bruce Von Brethorst. No matter what we face, what failures we are in the middle of or how far we feel from God, we can still turn back and “Enter His gates, with thanksgiving in our hearts,” because by grace God still claims us as His child!
Humor
A Prayer for My Pastor
Lord I’m praying for my pastor
Cause he really needs a bump
You know he's not too stylish
And he preaches like a shlump
I confess I like the coffee
And the donuts when they’re free
But I don’t like the sermons
When they name the sin in me
Sometimes I’ve even thought about
The church just up the street
Where the pastor wears an earing
And his messages are sweet
But at my suggestion
My dear wife began to cry
So, help me Lord be patient
With this homely little guy!
A Prayer for My Pastor
by Peter Caligiuri
Copyright © 2025 - all rights reserved

Hurry Up Turtle!
"The Hurrier You Go The Behinder you get!" Old Pennsylvania Dutch saying Hurry up turtle you’re right in the way And we’re late for the things we’ve got to do today Turtle turned and he looked But kept plodding along As if to ask “What’s the hurry When this road is so warm?” But I fussed and I fumed and I honked on the horn Till my wife told me I had to slow down and stay calm Then I turned and I saw we had stopped by a nest Of robin’s cheep-cheeping - I had disturbed their rest Then I blushed as I bowed and talked to the Lord So ashamed yet so glad we were stopped on that road For God speaks to us in some unlikely places If we'll slow down and listen instead of off to the races For He shows us His path step by step as we pray And be patient with turtles He has put in our way! Hurry Up Turtle by Peter Caligiuri Copyright 2022 all rights reserved

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